Rowan's Videos(Bloopers and more)

[Rowan Willis]

Video 1: Introductions

Rowan felt he needed to let loose. Too many people out there were barbarians and went to more bars than even he can count. What a person needs is humor. Fun and laughs definitely was the best of any medicine. He sat on his comfy, leather black sofa and began recording his first live video one he thought it was time to reveal himself. A marble, black table sat in the front of the couch, his quarters could be seen behind him. Paintings, archways, there was even pretty little fishies swimming in their underwater world. He rubbed his slender fingers down the front of his dark blue satin robe making it a little sensual even while his viewers watched. A youtube account had been set up, his laptop on the table as his beautiful mask along with those luscious eyes of a pretty, light brown reflected a small glint from the dim light. He clapped his hands as if by magic, but actually the home was filled with those lights that when you clapped it came on and when you clapped again, it went off. Rowan could have used magic, but that could raise suspensions. His hair was dark brown, the straight locks laced about his round shoulders and he let his face looked toward his web cam. Did he love this electronic? Never had these where he came from. Americans and their way of life has even made him see perhaps he can see just how intelligent they really are. He began by introducing himself then started off what the videos of his will intell in the future.

Greetings to all viewers out there. The name is Rowan Willis. I can see you guys dig these things called youtube videos. As you look at this I'll be gladly showing you what I can do. From hilarious scenes to sensuality. Also, for you femme fe telles I hope you like what you see for I can bring so many wonders for you as well -he winked then added some more introductory words- This is just the prelude to my newest world of bringing the entertainment to you. If there is something I am missing or what you really want to see just request it below in the comments section. Now, starting at the end of every week there will be stunts, movies, and other hilarious shows that I put together myself. If you will like to help put a scene together and would like to add each adventure just let me know then you will be added to my video buddies. Video buddies forms ideas, then all of us films the next show. I may even do some alone if not others. Be sure to log on to your e-mail account, head on over to youtube and find my name under the videos I have made. You don't want to miss anything.


Until then ladies and gentleman I should be signing off. Hope to send in my very first video starring ME! of course. Check out new movies, scenes, and others every once a week on Fridays.

-Slowly, Rowan raises a right hand, pressing his palm against his lips then blew as if someone was standing in front of him. He blew a kiss then pressed the off button on his web camera. With a cunning smile he left his laptop on the table then retreated up a spiral staircase where he made sure all security systems was set properly, if not he'll give his uninvited guest a surprise they'll never forget. His room door opened, he slipped through then closed the door behind him to go take a nap for the day.-

[Rowan Willis]

Video 1: My Robot Girlfriend

Rowan started making his first live video, adding to it some humor and anything goes. Auditions for his movies is still opened. The first scene opened where he was sitting on his black sofa, sipping coffee. It was morning, the sun was up and shiny, he had his blinds all opened so that the sunlight can shimmer through the panes as a halogen light shone along the wooden floors of his comfy home. Rowan was wearing a green, short sleeved shirt with a bit of cotton and half nylon fabric. Time for coffee, he loved his with hazelnut. Mmmm! There was a woman, the most gorgeous girl in the entire world. He looked to the camera as he moved through his place. "Hi tunsters! Today I explain the importance of robotic girlfriends."Licking his lips, he watched the humanoid android's ass through his peripheral vision, he slapped it and she did not whirl around to smack them. "Don't have to bother with the smack nor unexpected punch in the face!"The android looked so real, you would not even think for a minute she was robotic. Especially since she acted too human. "Girl! You are so...fabulous. Great cook!"He snagged a bacon, bit into it and finished off the rest. "Don't have to worry about food poisoning. I mean women can BE wicked. Killing their boyfriends and all, never know. "He grabbed a white mug, poured some water inside then placed it into a beautiful white microwave, everything in this place was real and his property of course. Beeping noise. Then once it was completed, he took the hot mug into both hands then sat it on the counter where he stirred the hazelnut, sugar, and mixed them together. Sipping it lightly, his body reacted to the heat as the taste of caffeine never tasted so delicate. "Keep up the good work honey, I expect you to be in my living room, on my sofa. We can can speak of our ..fantasizes"He whispered in her right ear, kissed her cheek then returned to his couch where the acting was good enough to make anyone think it may not have been an act, but it was. Acting was one of his talents after all. As a minutes passed, his girlfriend came through the arched doorway where she brought him his breakfast in the morning. Wow! She knows how to wake him aye? Again, another note to the audience. "She won't ever nag at you, that is always a bonus even if you was to make those punchlines she hates most. Watch."He looked at her figure while sipping his coffee. The plate from his robotic girlfriend was set before him, he chose the sausage after putting down his half full brownish liquid. Biting into it with a seductive bite making sure it captivated the audience with a sex appeal, the way he chewed the food and the way his fingers touched. Was he suddenly turning into an incubus or something? Nah, he found that while eyes saw there were other places people looked for, he meant to move his viewers in a way that will sure make them wish for more. He put an arm around his beauty queen, the other finishing the round meat at the same time. "This is something else. I am not dropping dead!"Humor followed from there as he continued into his act where his first funnies, Robotic girlfriend continued. "She does everything you say, there is no complaints nor hesistations. If she asks "Am I FAT?!" I say yes honey, you are" or "Tell me, does my boobs look that big?" "And I tell her "Sweetheart, their fake and breast implants!" "I find it much easier that she never lifts a finger to perhaps kill ME!"There was a blank screen then came to the bedroom where he and his robotic girlfriend was making out under the covers except he made it look real, so real he really was undressed. "That was good, I enjoyed it. You did not complain I was cheap nor the size of.."Several beeps later. Now, to the good part. "Go to sleep honey, there is perfect love making each day I'm with .."As he began to hug her an electrical discharge surged through his entire body making it look real enough, then his hair as well as his flesh was all burnt. "Is it really true I just sold her out cause I thought she was a "Beep, beep" exactly. So next time folks, get yourself a robotic woman you never have to deal with the dramatic after math after ward! Till next time. "The movie clicked off, it was really all probes, sets, make believes, if he could he should make it to Hollywood with this gimmick.

"Next week it's going to be my second video! Stay tune" After the Robotic Girlfriend episode, the footage showed next scenes "Mr. Rogers from the Dead. Millennium Rogers Neighborhood. Same time same place. I put on a role as Mr. Rogers don't fall asleep."He smiled, wiggled his fingers and sipped his new coffee mug, except it was a new batch.